M vs Texas prediction based on historical data

Michigan is 255-67-1 in all games I have attended (all data is based on games I have attended unless otherwise stated)
M is 0-1 vs Texas
M is vs 7-2 all schools from Texas
M is 31-6 in the second attended game of the season
M is 98-23 vs non-conference opponents
M is 8-4 vs. schools from the SEC
M is 5-2 when playing for College Football's Greatest Trophy
M is 15-7 when ESPN Gameday is on site
M is 167-47-1 vs. schools with mascots deemed heavier than a Wolverine
M is 10-3 vs schools with hoofed mascots
M is 68-42 vs ranked opponents
M is 0-3 vs teams ranked #3
M is 5-3 when ranked #10
M is 1-0 when playing a team they previously faced at a neutral site but are now playing on campus (this should happen at least 3 more times this season)
M is 3-0 on September 7
M is 246-62-1 on Saturday
M is 211-47-1 at Michigan Stadium
M is 25-7-1 vs schools with orange as one of their colors
M is 120-26-1 in noon or 12:30 games
M is 6-0 when their head coach is in his second (full head coaching) game
M is 13-4 facing head coaches whose first and last name start with the same letter
M is 0-1 when trying for the 14th straight win in attended games

It's easy when you look at the data 

M 17

Texas 21

I wanted to look to see the last time I picked against Michigan, but work is too busy this week...