M vs CMU post based on historical data

Michigan is 261-71-1 in all games I have attended (all data is based on games I have attended unless otherwise stated)
M is 3-0 vs Central Michigan (CMU is 0-5 in all games I have attended)
M is 37-2 in the third attended game of the season
M is 122-27-1 in noon or 12:30 starts
M is 100-25 vs non-conference opponents
M is 3-2 when ranked 23rd
M is 25-1 vs. teams in the MAC
M is 34-11 vs teams from Michigan
M is 173-4-1 vs. schools with mascots deemed heavier than a Wolverine
M is 217-49-1 in Michigan Stadium
M is 2-0 on September 13
M is 252-66-1 on Saturday
M is 5-0 with an interim head coach
M is 13-4 vs teams with a head coach that has a last name that makes one think of a frat party
M is 23-3 in the QB’s 3rd start

It’s easy when you look at the data

M 39

CMU 7 

M vs. CMU prediction based on historical data

M is 179-49-1 in all games I have attended (data is ONLY for games I have attended unless otherwise mentioned)
M is 59-14 in non-conference games
M is 150-34-1 at Michigan Stadium
M is 129-20-1against unranked opponents
M is 152-35-1 when ranked
M is 7-1 when ranked #17
M is 2-0 vs. CMU
M is 19-1 against MAC schools
M is 148-38-1 vs. Public Schools
M is 9-1 with #12 as starting QB
M is 104-26 on artificial turf
M is 15-2 in games with Brady Hoke as their head coach (M is 16-2 when Hoke coaches either team)
              Quick rundown of all M coaches: Bo 42-8; Mo 24-7-1; Carr 86-18; RR 12-14
M is 17-5-1 when facing schools with Native American nicknames
M is 32-5 in the 1st game of the season
M is 4-1 in August
M is 15-2 with a QB starting his 3rd game
M is 4-0in their head coach's 18th game
M is 1-0 when facing a head coach who beat M as a starting QB

It's easy when you add it all together:

M 47 CMU 7