M is 35-5 in the first attended games of the season
M is 17-4 when it is actually their first game of the season
M is 68-15 vs. non-conference opponents
M is 4-1 vs. schools from the Mountain West Conference
M is 163-44-1 in Michigan Stadium
M is 59-24-1 vs. schools with Human-ish mascots
M is 17-5 with Jim Harbaugh playing a leading role on the team
M is 76-21-1 in noon starts
M is 80-21-1 vs schools playing out of their timezone
M is 4-0 on September 3
M is 21-2 with a QB starting for the first time
M is 5-0 when ranked #7
M is 142-25-1 vs. unranked opponents
M is 30-5 when the next lost would make the total losses attended a number evenly divisible by 10
M is 2-1 vs. head coaches named Nick
It's easy when you look at the numbers
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"M is 21-2 with a QB starting for the first time": We don't know this for sure.
ReplyDelete"M is 5-0 when ranked #7": We need M to stay at #7 all the way through the National Champ...oh, wait.