M vs Hawai'i prediction based on historical data

Michigan is 233-66-1 in all games I have attended (all data is based on games I have attended unless otherwise stated)
M is 30-6 in the 2nd attended games of the season
M is 90-22 vs. non-conference opponents
M is 7-1 vs. Mountain West opponents
M is 8-2 in consecutive non-conference games against the same conference
M is 227-62-1 vs schools from states I've visited
M is 196-47-1 in Michigan Stadium
M is 17-6 in night games
M is 151-47-1 vs. schools with mascots deemed heavier than a Wolverine
M is 94-33-1 vs. schools with Human based nicknames
M is 25-3 in the quarterback's first start
M is 56-12 with Jim Harbaugh playing a leading role on the team
M football is 33-5-1 when Juwan Howard is a player or coach for the M basketball team
M is 170-25-1 vs unranked opponents
M is 226-61-1 on Saturday

It's easy when you look at the numbers....

M 57
Hawai'i 0

Hawai'i prediction based on historical data

Michigan is 195-59-1 in all games I have attended (all data is based on games I have attended unless otherwise stated)

M is 35-5 in the first attended games of the season

M is 17-4 when it is actually their first game of the season

M is 68-15 vs. non-conference opponents

M is 4-1 vs. schools from the Mountain West Conference

M is 163-44-1 in Michigan Stadium

M is 59-24-1 vs. schools with Human-ish mascots

M is 17-5 with Jim Harbaugh playing a leading role on the team

M is 76-21-1 in noon starts

M is 80-21-1 vs schools playing out of their timezone

M is 4-0 on September 3

M is 21-2 with a QB starting for the first time

M is 5-0 when ranked #7

M is 142-25-1 vs. unranked opponents

M is 30-5 when the next lost would make the total losses attended a number evenly divisible by 10

M is 2-1 vs. head coaches named Nick

It's easy when you look at the numbers

M 45
H 3