M vs UTEP prediction based on historical data

Michigan is 270-72-1 in all games I have attended (all data is based on games I have attended unless otherwise stated)
M is 60-16 when facing a team for the first time
M is 224-47-1 in Michigan Stadium
M is 38-2 in the 3rd attended game of the season
M is 61-23 in 3:30 (eastern) kicks
M is 103-25 vs non-conference opponents
M is 14-0 when ranked 19th
M is 199-28-1 vs unranked opponents
M is 7-3 vs schools from Texas
M is 9-2 vs schools that play (or at the time played) their home games in the same stadium as that hosted an annual bowl game
M is 19-3 when facing a school that has a profession as their mascot/nickname
M is 167-45-1 vs schools with mascots deemed HEAVIER than a Wolverine
M is 2-2 when Kyle Whittingham is a head coach in the match-up
M is 7-3 vs schools commonly represented by their initials/acronym 
M is 3-0 on September 19th
M is 11-1 vs Mountain West teams
M is 7-2 when facing head coaches who share a name with a regular character from the original Star Trek

It's easy when you look at the data,

M 40
UTEP 8