Sunday, March 22, 2020

Second set of categories for Mike Madness

1 older

2 more socks in their personal sock drawer
3 higher zip code
4 lives further south
5 fewer pairs of shoes by your entrance
6 tv on higher channel
7 better celebrity that shares birthday (make your case)
8 longer street name
9 higher percentage of vowels in first and last name
10 higher sum of SSN numbers
11 higher number of phone chargers currently plugged in
12 more pets
13 fewer lights on
14 fewer social media accounts
15 more clocks still set to standard time
16 home with more windows
17 lives closer to a national park
18 more recently took a bath
19 closer to an outdoor basketball hoop
20 more house plants
21 more tp rolls (packaged)
22 more bottles of gin
23 number of books out - not in bookcases - in the room you're in
24 more juice containers
25 more American cheese slices
26 first name contains later letter in alphabet
27 fewer umbrellas in the home
28 more pictures of Mom and dad ON DISPLAY
29 lives closer to a named body of water on Apple Maps
30 has seen more of the competitors in person in 2020









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Friday, March 20, 2020

Mike Madness

No NCAA tournament this year means no family pool. What should we do instead? 40 family members battle in random bracket with ridiculously random determinants for the winner:

follow along on the bracket here:           

Table capturing the determinants here:


RoundLocationParticipant 1scoreparticipant 2scorequestion
1Rosemont HorizonKara3Sebastian116 Who has lived in more states
1Cow PalaceAugie0Andrew6505 Better finish in 2019 family basketball pool
1Hinkle FieldhouseCaroline2Laura218 age with the most factors
overtimeCaroline-81Laura-12021 Further east
1Carmichael ArenaMary Jo4Paula312 More couches via expert Cam
1Carnesecca ArenaAmiya1Brandon515 Has been to more countries
1Pauley PavilionMaya0Sarah014 More broken bones
overtimeMaya-65.3Sarah-7825 closest to State Capital (capitol)
1The PitEthan-49Kathy-664 Shorter
1Frost ArenaAlastar-147Mike708 closest to birthday to 11/24
2Rosemont HorizonTara-2Kara-127.1 fewer umbrellas
2Rosemont HorizonAnna45Melissa42.319 Further North
2Cow PalaceAJ2Andrew224.1 more juice containers
overtimeAJ27Andrew3116.1 more windows in home
2Cow PalaceAndy30Aria2023 more teeth -disputed made into best of 3
best 2 of 3Andy-169Aria-819 Birthday closer to 2/1
Andy-45Aria-313 age closer to shoe size
2Hinkle FieldhousePaul-1Caroline014.1 fewer social media accounts
2Hinkle FieldhouseAlyssa85.1Josh89.522 Further West
2Carmichael ArenaSean7Mary Jo651.1 who is older
2Carmichael ArenaJana28Matt2824 Fewer teeth
overtimeJana5Matt66 longer middle name(s)
2Carnesecca ArenaKyle30Brandon3010.1 sum of SSN digits
ovetimeKyle0Brandon828.1 more pics of mom and dad on display
2Carnesecca ArenaSue68Elliott253 Taller
2Pauley PavilionNoa23Maya821.1 more packeged tp rolls
2Pauley PavilionJan-66Lizzy-272 Younger
2The PitMason4Ethan419.1 closer to outdoor hoop
overtimeMason7Ethan330.1 seen more family in person
2The PitAnn0Nick30917 higher finish in bowl pool
2Frost ArenaCameron5Mike411.1 more phone chargers currently plugged in
2Frost ArenaCharlotte344Ryan17710.1 higher house number
3McNichols ArenaKara1452AnnaNA6.1 - higher TV channel
false startKara19Anna1426.1 - first name contains a later letter
3McNichols ArenaAndrew0Aria17.1 - Better celebrity who shares birthday
3Chicago StadiumCaroline0Josh112.1 - More pets
3Chicago StadiumMary Jo15Matt1625.1 - more american chees slices
3The OmniBrandon42.7Sue42.07234.1 Lives further south
3The OmniNoa9Lizzy2213.1 Fewer Lights on
3Hartford Civic CtrMason0Nick022.1 More bottles of gin
overtimeMason6Nick1023.1 More books out in current room
3Hartford Civic CtrCameron0Charlotte118.1 More recently took a bath
4McNichols ArenaKara50Aria382.1 More socks in personal sock drawer
4Chicago StadiumJosh53716Matt601153.1 Higher zip code
4The OmniSue45Noa449.1 Higher percentage of vowels in first and last name
4Hartford Civic CtrNick2Charlotte329.1 Lives closer to named body of water
5Old Gym, Old GHSKara4Matt11More houeplants
5Old Gym, Old GHSSue9Charlotte7more letters in street name
6Old Gym, Old GHSSue3Matt1best of 5

Tuesday, December 31, 2019

M vs Alabama prediction

As much as I would love for Michigan to beat Alabama tomorrow, I just don't think it's going to happen.

M 27
Alabama 45

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Monday, December 30, 2019

Quick Trophy Update

Clemson was victorious over Ohio State Saturday evening in the Fiesta Bowl and will take the jiMpossible-sarcasMike Trophy with them to the National Championship game against LSU.

The trophy had been held by Big Ten teams since Penn State defeated Pitt last September, 27 straight wins within the conference.

Clemson has not held the trophy since losing to Syracuse in October of 2017.

LSU has not been in trophy possession since losing to Arkansas in November of 2007.


Alabama Prediction

Michigan 20
Alabama 40

Friday, November 29, 2019

The Game for the Trophy - again

As with the Game last year, Michigan vs. Ohio State also battle for the jiMpossible-sarcasMike Trophy
The Buckeyes dominated Michigan in Columbus last year and have rattled off 12 more wins since, bringing their trophy game record to 68-15-1.
Michigan is 25-26-1 when vying for the trophy.
One thing in Michigan's favor, the Wolverines are 2-0 in trophy games when jiMpossible and I are in attendance.

Go Blue!

Wednesday, November 27, 2019

M vs. Ohio State Prediction Based on Historical Data


M is 224-63-1 in all games I have attended
M is 137-43-1 in conference games
M is 9-9 vs. Ohio State
M is 13-10 vs. schools from Ohio
M is 19-9 in the 7th game I have attended in a season
M is 105-24-1 in noon or 12:30 starts
M is 19-10-1 in games that I have noted the weather in the spreadsheet – rainy weather is expected Saturday
M is 47-9 in games with Jim Harbaugh playing a leading role on the team
M is 24-2-1 when Juwan Howard is a player or coach of the M basketball team
M is 5-2 when ranked 10th
M is 61-38 against ranked opponents
M is 2-1 vs. teams ranked #2
M is 10-13 vs. schools with non-human or animal based nicknames
M is 80-18 vs. schools with mascots deemed lighter than a Wolverine

It’s easy when you look at the numbers,

But not easy on the heart…

M 19
OSU 31

Prove me wrong #GoBlue

My Mom and Uncle Jim at the 1939 M-OSU game (M 21 - OSU 14)