BGSU prediction based on historical data

M is 161-43-1 in all games I have attended (all stats are only for games I have attended unless otherwise mentioned)
M is 135-31-1 in games at Michigan Stadium
M is 15-1 against schools from the MAC
M is 24-1 in the 3rd game I have seen in a particular season
M is 50-12 in non-conference games
M is 28-3 with #16 as starting QB
M is 22-4 against teams with bird mascots
M is 19-6 when facing a team for the second time
M is 13-7 against schools from the Ohio
M is 3-0 on games played on September 25th
M is 113-20-1 against unranked teams
M is 14-2 when the QB is making his 3rd start
M is 4-0 against coaches named Dave, David or Davey
M is 5-2 against coaches whose names end in "son"
M is 1-1 when ranked 21st
M is 11-3 when ranked 20-25
M is 139-32-1 when ranked
M is 4-1 against coaches whose last name begins with the letter preceding the first letter of their first name

It is simple when you add it all up:

MICHIGAN 45 - BGSU 13