What does What If Sports think of Bob Stoops and Andy Staples

My twitter feed is abuzz today with Bob Stoops questioning the depth of greatness in the SEC. SI's Andy Staples posed the question of what the record would be a in head-to-head 1-10 match-ups.
I went to the website WhatIfSports.com to see what the simulators think.

I used the 2012 versions of the respective teams based their standings on the ESPN college football standings page.

SEC	Score	Big 12	Score
Alabama	47	KSU	10
Georgia	17	OU	49
Florida	58	Texas	6
LSU	6	Ok St	44
Texas AM	26	Baylor	21
So Carolina	21	TTU	50
Vandy	13	TCU	20
Miss St	23	WVU	48
Ole Miss	27	Iowa St	16
Mizzou	27	Kansas	38

Surprisingly enough, we end up with the Big 12 holding a 6-4 advantage. Of course since we care more about how the boneg would have faired...

SEC	Score	boneg	Score
Alabama	56	OSU	17
Georgia	27	Nebraska	36
Florida	7	Michigan	9
LSU	33	PSU	20
Texas AM	24	Wisconsin	6
So Carolina	24	Northwestern	23
Vandy	34	MSU	3
Miss St	21	Purdue	34
Ole Miss	27	Iowa	20
Mizzou	50	Indiana	17
Arkansas	62	Minnesota	14
Tennessee	47	Illinois	10

It isn't pretty. The boneg finishes 3-9 and all 3 wins are likely upsets. It ends up much like Michigan's split MNC year of 1997-98 - the only conference wins are Michigan, Purdue and Nebraska...