Thursday, December 27, 2018

Florida Prediction

Michigan 29
Florida 25

Buckman Hall, oldest building at University of Florida

Tuesday, December 25, 2018

Peach Bowl prediction based on historical data


Michigan is 218-62-1 in all games I have attended - Data is only for games I have attended unless otherwise stated
M is 212-58-1 against teams from states I have been to
M is 83-20 in non-conference games
M is 7-2 vs. the SEC
M is 36-16 away from Michigan Stadium
M is 1-0 in a stadium that have Mercedes Benz in its name
M is 2-1 in domed stadiums
M is 8-6 in Bowl Games
M is 3-0 vs. Florida
With the 4th game between these 2, Florida trails only Notre Dame, Western Michigan and Miami (Ohio) as most common non-conference opponents
M is 127-21 vs. schools with animal based nicknames
M is 140-44-1 vs. schools with mascots deemed heavier than a Wolverine
M is 9-2 when ranked #8
M is 1-2 vs. teams ranked #10
M is 16-21 vs teams ranked in the top 10
M is 40-8 when Jim Harbaugh plays a leading role for the team
M is 85-22-1 in noon kickoffs
M is 7-0 in the 9th game I have attended in a season
M is 7-6 the first time I have seen them play in a state

It's easy when you look at the numbers:
M 24
F 17

Wednesday, November 21, 2018

M vs. OSU prediction based on...

It's time

M 34
OSU 17


via Gfycat

The Game for the Trophy

Ohio State battled back and then watched as Maryland's perfectly called two-point conversion play fell incomplete to keep possession of the jiMpossible-sarcasMike Trophy


  • Ohio State is 54-15-1 all time in trophy games
  • The are 6-3 against Michigan for the trophy
  • The winner will take the trophy into the B1G championship for the first time against Northwestern. The two teams are a combined 5-2 against the Wildcats in trophy games.
    • OSU is 4-1
    • Michigan 1-1
  • Ohio State would be the first team to lose the trophy twice in the same season since Clemson in 2011. 
    • The Tigers beat Auburn ion September, and won 5 more before falling to Georgia Tech 
    • Clemson won the trophy back by defeating Virginia Tech in the ACC Championship Game then lost to WVU in the Orange Bowl.
  •  Baylor in 1991 was the last team to lose the trophy twice within the regular season.
    • The defeated Colorado then won 3 more times before losing to Rice.
    • Took the trophy back by defeating TCU 3 weeks later only to lose it again 3 weeks after that to Texas Tech.
  • Michigan is 25-25-1 in trophy games
  • Michigan has not possessed the trophy since the 2003 season. They defeated trophy-holder, Purdue then won 3 more times (including a victory over OSU) before losing in the Rose Bowl to USC.
  • Michigan has only played for the trophy once since then - losing to OSU in the 1vs2 battle that ended the 2006 regular season.
 Go Blue! Beat the Buckeyes!

Tuesday, November 20, 2018

Ohio State Prediction

Michigan 30
Ohio State 29

Orton Hall, oldest building on OSU Campus

Thursday, November 15, 2018

M vs. Indiana predictions based on historical data


Michigan is 217-62-1 in all games I have attended - Data is only for games I have attended unless otherwise stated
M is 211-58-1 against teams from states I have been to
M is 134-42-1 in conference games
M is 181-46-1 in Michigan Stadium
M is 16-0 vs. Indiana
M is 1-2 when playing a team for the 17th time
M is 87-32-1 vs. schools with Human based nicknames
M is 139-44-1 vs. schools with mascots deemed heavier than a Wolverine
M is 21-3 when ranked #4
M is 158-25-1 vs. unranked opponents
M is 39-8 when Jim Harbaugh plays a leading role for the team
M is 69-16 vs teams with a head coach who shares their first name with one of my first cousins
M is 2-0 in 4:00 or 4:30 kickoffs
M is 14-5 in the 8th game I have attended in a season
M is 2-1 on November 17
M is 11-3 when playing for their 8th consecutive attended victory

It's easy when you look at the numbers:
M 38
IU 7

Wednesday, November 14, 2018

Indiana Prediction

Michigan 42
Indiana 12

Owen Hall, oldest Building at Indiana University

Monday, November 12, 2018

Buckeyes retake Trophy

Ohio State outlasted Michigan State 26-6 in the battle for the jiMpossible-sarcasMike Trophy that was mostly determined by the Buckeyes winning the punting game.

Trophy Notes:
  • OSU became the first school since TCU in 2015 to win the trophy back in the same season they had lost it. TCU also did this in 2014.
  • USC in 1992 was the last team before this OSU squad that won, lost and then re-won the trophy all in the same season.
  • The Buckeyes face Maryland this week. Maryland lost to then trophy holder MSU on 11/3. Virginia Tech was the last team to face two different trophy holders in the same season last year.
  • Maryland is 1-14 in trophy games. Their lone victory was in 1957 over North Carolina.
  • If Ohio State does defeat Maryland, they'll face Michigan for the B1G East title with the Trophy on the line. 

Friday, November 9, 2018

M vs. Rutgers prediction based on the last time M went to New Jersey

Two years ago we were supposed to meet my sister and her husband in NYC for a long weekend and take the train to Rutgers for the game Saturday night.
Hurricane Matthew trapped my sister in Florida so they were not able to join us. Melissa and I had no trouble getting to NYC and had a good weekend until we got on the train.

Here is my Facebook post:

We made it to the stadium as the National Anthem was playing. M got by with a 78-0 victory.

M 49
Rutgers 3

Wednesday, November 7, 2018

Rutgers Prediction

Michigan 41
Rutgers 9
Old Queens, oldest building on Rutgers campus

Friday, November 2, 2018

M vs. PSU prediction based on Historical data


Michigan is 216-62-1 in all games I have attended - Data is only for games I have attended unless otherwise stated
M is 210-58-1 against teams from states I have been to
M is 133-42-1 in conference games
M is 180-46-1 in Michigan Stadium
M is 10-2 vs. Penn State
M is 8-2 when playing a team for the 13th time
M is 126-21 vs. schools with animal based nicknames
M is 138-44-1 vs. schools with mascots deemed heavier than a Wolverine
M is 13-1 when ranked #5
M is 2-0 vs. teams ranked #14
M is 38-8 when Jim Harbaugh plays a leading role for the team
M is 58-23 in 3:30(ish) kickoffs
M is 126-41 vs. schools playing in their timezone
M is 52-15-1 vs. schools who commonly include an adjective in the nickname
M is 19-4 when facing a head coach who I have seen coach against a team other than Michigan
M is 18-9 in the 7th game I have attended in a season
M is 1-0 on November 3

It's easy when you look at the numbers:

M 24
PSU 21

via GIPHY

Thursday, November 1, 2018

Penn State Prediction

Michigan 29
Penn State 26
Old Botany Building, Oldest building on PSU campus

Tuesday, October 30, 2018

Big doings in jiMpossible-sarcasMike Trophy world

I've been out of the country for 2 weeks. So I apologize for the lack of updates.
First Purdue dominated Ohio State then a week later they lost to MSU. The Spartans take the trophy for the first time since 1937!

MSU is now 4-12 in trophy games. This is only their second time as Trophy holder. They had lost 9 straight before defeating Purdue.

The Spartans remaining schedule is:

11/3 @ Maryland
11/10 OSU
11/17 @ Nebraska
11/24 Rutgers

The easiest routes for the trophy to get to M would include:

MSU losing to Maryland then Maryland losing to Indiana - M plays Indiana on 11/17
MSU losing to OSU  - M plays OSU on 11/24



Wednesday, October 17, 2018

Michigan State Prediction

Michigan 24
Michigan State 23

Cowles House, oldest building on Michigan State campus

Tuesday, October 16, 2018

M vs. MSU prediction based on me leaving the country the week of the game

M is 1-0 in games where I have flown out of the US the week of the game.

It's easy when you look at the numbers

M 21
MSU 13


Thursday, October 11, 2018

M vs. Wisconsin prediction based on historical data


via Gfycat

Michigan is 215-62-1 in all games I have attended - Data is only for games I have attended unless otherwise stated
M is 209-58-1 against teams from states I have been to
M is 132-42-1 in conference games
M is 179-46-1 in Michigan Stadium
M is 10-2 vs. Wisconsin
M is 7-2 when playing a team for the 13th time
M is 125-21 vs. schools with animal based nicknames
M is 77-18 vs. schools with mascots deemed lighter than a Wolverine
M is 9-4 when ranked #12 (2 consecutive losses)
M is 3-1 vs. teams ranked #15
M is 37-8 when Jim Harbaugh plays a leading role for the team
M is 3-1 in the 32nd game for their head coach
·         Harbaugh is 26-5
·         Bo was 26-5 and lost
·         Mo was 23-6-7 and won (his last game)
·         Lloyd was 26-5 and won
·         RR only lasted 26 games
·         Hoke was 23-8 and won
M is 2-1 in 7:30 kickoffs
M is 11-5 in night games
M is 10-5 with ESPN Gameday present
M is 89-21-1 vs. schools playing out of their timezone
M is 4-1 vs. head coaches that share their first name with one of my brothers-in-law
M is 33-13 vs. head coaches who share their name with one of the 12 apostles
M is 24-7-1 in the 6th game I have attended in a season
M is 4-1 on October 13

It's easy when you look at the numbers:

M 21
W 17