M vs. Wisconsin prediction based on historical data

via Gfycat

Michigan is 215-62-1 in all games I have attended - Data is only for games I have attended unless otherwise stated

M is 209-58-1 against teams from states I have been to
M is 132-42-1 in conference games
M is 179-46-1 in Michigan Stadium
M is 10-2 vs. Wisconsin
M is 7-2 when playing a team for the 13th time
M is 125-21 vs. schools with animal based nicknames
M is 77-18 vs. schools with mascots deemed lighter than a Wolverine
M is 9-4 when ranked #12 (2 consecutive losses)
M is 3-1 vs. teams ranked #15
M is 37-8 when Jim Harbaugh plays a leading role for the team

M is 3-1 in the 32^nd game for their head coach

·         Harbaugh is 26-5

·         Bo was 26-5 and lost

·         Mo was 23-6-7 and won (his last game)

·         Lloyd was 26-5 and won

·         RR only lasted 26 games

·         Hoke was 23-8 and won

M is 2-1 in 7:30 kickoffs

M is 11-5 in night games
M is 10-5 with ESPN Gameday present
M is 89-21-1 vs. schools playing out of their timezone
M is 4-1 vs. head coaches that share their first name with one of my brothers-in-law
M is 33-13 vs. head coaches who share their name with one of the 12 apostles

M is 24-7-1 in the 6th game I have attended in a season
M is 4-1 on October 13

It's easy when you look at the numbers:

M 21

W 17