MSU prediction based on historical data

Michigan is 208-60-1 in all games I have attended (all data is based on games I have attended unless otherwise stated)

M is 25-7 in the 4th attended games of the season (3-2 vs. MSU)

M is 134-44-1 vs. conference opponents

M is 38-3 in their first attended conference game

M is 17-9 vs. MSU

            MSU is 10-17 in all games I have attended
M is 2-0 vs. MSU when I am the Little Brother of someone else in the stadium 

M is 173-44-1 in Michigan Stadium
M is 71-29-1 vs. schools with Human based nicknames

M is 74-17 vs. schools with mascots deemed heavier than a Wolverine

M is 30-6 with Jim Harbaugh playing a leading role on the team

M is 1-0 with John O’Korn as starting QB

M is 10-4 in night games

M is 1-0 in 7:30 kickoffs

M is 2-2 on October 7th

M is 7-0 when ranked #7

M is 151-24-1 vs. unranked opponents

M is 134-68 on artificial turf
M is 34-13 in trophy games

(Little Brown Jug, Paul Bunyan Trophy and jiMpossible-sarcasMike Trophy)

M is 6-2 on days when the Chicago Cubs are playing in the MLB playoffs

            (3-2 when the Cubs lose and 3-0 when Cubs win)

It's easy when you look at the numbers

M 26

MSU 10