M vs. Maryland prediction based on historical data

Michigan is 235-66-1 in all games I have attended (all data is based on games I have attended unless otherwise stated)
M is 28-8 in the 4th attended games of the season
M is 3-1 on September 24
M is 143-44-1 vs. conference opponents
M is 39-8 when playing in a homecoming game
M is 37-8 when playing in Michigan’s homecoming game
M is 229-62-1 vs schools from states I've visited
M is 34-7 vs. teams from the original 13 colonies
M is 198-47-1 in Michigan Stadium
M is 111-26-1 in noon or 12:30 starts
M is 39-7 vs. schools with egg-laying animal-based nicknames
M is 82-19 vs. schools with mascots deemed lighter than a Wolverine
M is 58-12 with Jim Harbaugh playing a leading role on the team
M football is 35-5-1 when Juwan Howard is a player or coach for the M basketball team
M is 172-25-1 vs unranked opponents
M is 24-3 when ranked #4
M is 228-61-1 on Saturday

It's easy when you look at the numbers....

M 42
Maryland 17