M vs CMU post based on historical data

Michigan is 261-71-1 in all games I have attended (all data is based on games I have attended unless otherwise stated)
M is 3-0 vs Central Michigan (CMU is 0-5 in all games I have attended)
M is 37-2 in the third attended game of the season
M is 122-27-1 in noon or 12:30 starts
M is 100-25 vs non-conference opponents
M is 3-2 when ranked 23rd
M is 25-1 vs. teams in the MAC
M is 34-11 vs teams from Michigan
M is 173-4-1 vs. schools with mascots deemed heavier than a Wolverine
M is 217-49-1 in Michigan Stadium
M is 2-0 on September 13
M is 252-66-1 on Saturday
M is 5-0 with an interim head coach
M is 13-4 vs teams with a head coach that has a last name that makes one think of a frat party
M is 23-3 in the QB’s 3rd start

It’s easy when you look at the data

M 39

CMU 7