M vs Washington prediction based on historical data

Michigan is 263-71-1 in all games I have attended (all data is based on games I have attended unless otherwise stated)
M is 3-1 vs Washington
M is 6-1 vs all schools from Washington
M is 29-10 in the 5th attended game of the season
M is 124-27-1 in noon or 12:30 starts
M is 162-46-1 vs conference opponents
M is 39-23 when unranked
M is 193-28-1 vs unranked opponents
M is 162-45-1 vs. schools with mascots deemed HEAVIER than a Wolverine
M is 11-3 vs schools with canine based nicknames
M is 219-49-1 in Michigan Stadium
M is 3-0 on October 18
M is 254-66-1 on Saturday
M is 42-22 when facing a team in consecutive seasons
M is 26-12 when facing a team for the 3rd consecutive season
M is 14-4 vs schools whose head coach has Animal or Water related names
M is 10-2 vs schools whose head coach was a one-time Michigan assistant coach

It’s easy when you look at the data  

M 27

W 25