Akron prediction based on historical data

M is 181-49-1 in all games I have attended (data is ONLY for games I have attended unless otherwise mentioned)
M is 61-14 in non-conference games
M is 152-34-1 at Michigan Stadium
M is 154-35-1 when ranked
M is 5-3 when ranked #11
M is 130-20-1 against unranked opponents
M is 13-1 following  games that have set an new attendance record
M is 20-1 against MAC schools.
M is 1-0 with #98 as starting QB
M is 106-26 on artificial turf
M is 27-1 in the 3rd game of the season
M is 14-4 in games when the next loss would be evenly divisible by 10
M is 23-10 when facing the second team from a particular conference in the same season
M is 3-1 against schools with nicknames containing 4 letters
M is 0-0 against schools coached by the son of a coach M has previously played
M is 13-2 against schools who at the time have the greatest alphabetical distance between their school name and their nickname (current holder is the Wisconsin Badgers - judged to be further apart than WMU Broncos)

It's easy when you add it all together:

M 46 Akron 7