M vs Northern Illinois prediction based on historical data

M is 226-64-1 in all games I have attended - all starts are for games I attended unless otherwise noted

M is 33-2 in the third game I have attended in a season
M is 89-20 in non-conference games 

M is 23-1 vs schools from the MAC

M is 1-0 vs. Northern Illinois

M is 32-6-1 vs. schools from Illinois

M is 33-5 vs directional schools

M is 106-25-1 in noon or 12:30 starts

M is 49-10 in games with Jim Harbaugh playing a leading role on the team (37-7 as head coach)

M is 26-3-1 when Juwan Howard is a player or coach of the M basketball team

M is 20-5 in the second start for their QB

M is 165-25-1 against unranked opponents

M is 3-0 when ranked #25

M is 130-22 vs. schools with animal based nicknames 

M is 5-1 vs. schools with canine animal nicknames (5-0 vs. Huskies)

M is 1-0 vs. a second consecutive team with the same (or nearly the same) nickname

M is 146-45-1 vs. schools with mascots deemed heavier than a Wolverine

Michigan athletics are 3-0 in games I have attended in-person during a global pandemic

M is 2-0 when I get to be on the field prior to kickoff

It's easy when you look at the numbers:

M 44

NIU 8